Gran's sitting at a small picnic table in the middle of the road. She says it's the Jubilee and that she's just entering into the spirit of things. No one else is. It's pissing down. Mum is currently directing traffic around her whilst dad commandeers a pile traffic cones from the back of a council truck. I knew today would end in tears.

 


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04/06/2012 04:28

Very funny. Seriously, get that DNA test done. Einstein never had to put up with this shit.

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06/06/2012 11:02

I have little doubt, Mr. Amman, that I was given the wrong parents at birth. I share nothing in common with these people. Somewhere there's a well-to-do family wondering where they went wrong with their privately educated thick-as-pig-shit son.

Thanks as ever for reading.

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