Being Gary Barlow

_Gary Barlow’s drawn a Mallard.
He’s good at drawing things like that.
Last week he drew a crocodile
and he has plans to draw a cat.
He says the world gets irritating
when you are constantly on tour
and that he finds the other members
of his boy-band quite immature.
“They’re either making stupid noises
or teasing me about my weight.
It gets monotonous and boring
so I endeavour to create
another world in which to live in,
if only for a little while…”
Gary Barlow’s drawn a Mallard.
He can be very versatile.
“Jason Orange couldn’t draw one,
and Mark Owen is hopeless too!
Howard thinks he has a talent
but I have seen what he can do
and his attempts do not impress me,
in fact I’d say his drawings suck…”
Gary Barlow’s drawn a Mallard,
but no one really gives a duck!